Me Kreacher. Me fat.

kurrent wate: 59.5 pownds.

godda luze: 10 pownds.  

Helo. me is kreacher. I a 5 yer old buldog, and i way 59.5 pownds. Me think this fine, mom and dad think i obeese. Heer is my daly rooteen:

7:00 mom and dad wake up. me kreacher sleep. maybe me go outside and poo.
7:45 dad give me almond budder.  :)
8:00 mom and dad leeve for day. me kreacher sleep on cowch as seen in abuv pikshure.
12:00 me kreacher turn around. back to sleep.
12:01 kreacher turn back around. sleep again.
5:30 mom come home, we sleep on cowch togedder.
6:30 dad come home, gimmie dinner. me go outside to poo.
6:40 back to sleep.
7:30 mom and dad eet dinner - me eet food they drop on flore.
8:00 hump dad.
9:30 second dinner. poo again.
10:00 play with toys.
10:15 bedtime.

I goda luze at leest ten pownds to get helthee.  it gunna be hard, but me kreacher determend.

no more a deez. :(

here rulez:

dogfood only.
no treets.
can't eet food from mom or dad plate. that inklude almond budder.
go for walk at leest 3x per weak.

wish me luk evrebady. me wanna get helthee.