Dad take me to vet yesterday and skale say 60 pownds. Doktor say like this, she say
"kreacher, yu to fat. yu godda luz wate or yu gunna have prablems!"
I say to her, "I alreddy got prablems! Like my squierlly toy went missin. And I see goasts in da wendow. Wut udder prablems cud me kreacher have?"
She say like,
"Yu kreacher cud hav helth prablems. Yu don want dat rite?"
I say "rite."
So me gonna start getting a litle less dinner, and go for mor wawks. (Dad ben reel lazee about wawks.) Me also see dis info mershal abowt wate loss. Hippy hoppy sexy abs or sumthin. Pino (my boyfrend) show me kreacher how to uze dads cumputer to order things we want. Me go to hippy hoppy sexy abs.com and get dem dvds. Now kreacher godda figure out how to uze dvd player. Pino prably kan sho me.
Me stil lukin for job to. i see my frend on the youtube today! His mom and dad got him a jumpy circle! luk!
Maybe I can get sum werk doin dat! You no - like "kreacher the bulldog who jump on a big circle!" I get a tv show and somethin! You look on monster.com for me tu see jobs like dat? Me scared to.
Gole for next wik - luz 1 pownd. Go on 3 wawks.
go kreacher!
