me kreacher luz wate!!

Me Kreacher way 59 pownds! Down too pownds in too weiks! DATS PUPPY PROGESS!

I ben werkin REEL hard! I swich to low fat dog food, I ben wawkin and playin arownd my apartmint all the time, AND I even ben dreemin bout dooin pushups!

Also, mom swiched my treats for BEENS!

WHERE?

Oh sorey - i thowt der was a been sumwere.

behold my new treets! 

In rigards to my job sichuashun - i got a fyoo reza mays owt and abowt. I was gonna go on monster.com but i got skared and asked my dad to do it. HE SAY HE BIZY! He a butthole (sorry for my lang wage).

I got a kallbak from petsmart, maybe we see were dat goes.

Til next tyme - wish me luk! Me continyou my puppy progress!